# 10 - Well, the A failed emissions again.
# 9 - Roll up the window, dear, I am getting a draft.
# 8 - Don't worry, it won't leak on your new driveway.
# 7 - My first gear syncro is weak.
# 6 - Do you think the backfire could be caused by a bad gulp valve?
# 5 - The defroster should melt that ice in a minute or two.
# 4 - First one to the next stop light gets the pink slip.
# 3 - So what if it's raining, we'll stay dry.
# 2 - No problem, just throw it in the trunk.

And the # 1 thing you will never hear an MGA owner say...
# 1 - Lets take the freeway, I just hate those twisty back roads.